Tuesday, August 28, 2012

I'm Pushing An Elephant Up The Stairs


Perhaps it’s a sad commentary on my own character that I so effortlessly passed between lives.  It was nothing for me to make the switch.  It happened in the time it took to pass through a car door.  When I climbed into my dad’s car every other Friday night, I instantly became this model Christian child.  What probably helped was listening to two hours of Christian rock on the trip to Milwaukee.  I know to some Christian rock is a contradiction in terms.  I was actually huge fan of it.  Even when I was home in Chicago, playing Nintendo and jerking off to the lingerie section of the J.C. Penny catalog I listened to gospel pop.  One particular favorite was an artist named Steve Taylor.  He was a former Denver youth pastor turned new wave / rock guy.  Taylor was this lanky, nerdy looking cat in a white suit and thin tie with spiky blonde hair.  He looked like the love child of Billy Idol and Ichabod Crane.  A Christian artist but he wrote songs like I Want to be a Clone and Sin for Season that challenged the accepted behaviors and hypocrisies of the Evangelical community. 
And I have clear memories of an interview of Taylor telling Pat Boone his biggest influence was The Clash.  It’s no wonder I quickly found myself a fan. 
Sunday afternoons were depressing for me.  We’d go to church, eat lunch, and then load up into Dad’s car to head back to Illinois.  I would generally just try to fall asleep and not think about it.  As I’ve said, despite any estrangement as an adult (we’ll get there) I loved my Dad.  I loved every moment we spent together.  And as I’ll probably have to say numerous times throughout this tome, I still do. 
Inevitably we’d get to my mom’s house and sadly I’d lean forward and give the old man a kiss and tell him I loved him.  I was usually suppressing tears when I did.  He never got out of the car, unless it was when he had a two-door and had to push the seat forward.  My mom and dad were divorced in 1980.  If you were in a room with the both of them right now, you’d think they split up five minutes ago.  The wounds are somehow still fresh, 30 years later.  The bitterness, anger, and hurt are still palpable.  It’s tragic.  And as an aside to any parents out there considering divorce, consider this.  How you handle yourselves in those proceedings and for years after will profoundly affect your children.  Don’t kid yourselves.  Divorce will hurt your children.  Hurt them irreparably.  Hurt them permanently.  No matter what you do or say, nothing will change that.  But you can still decide if that hurt is a scrape, a bruise, or a complete fucking massacre.
I learned early on not to stand and watch him drive away.  It upset my mom to see me upset, but not for the right reasons.  She rarely asked how the weekend went.  And I didn’t offer.  In fact, if we’d been flown to Walt Disney World on Air Force One with the President, Michael Jackson, and Jesus H. Christ himself, and each gave me a million dollars to spend, I wouldn’t have told her.  I always downplayed, regardless of what had happened.  If I told her I’d had fun, it would just piss her off, and I’d pay for it emotionally.  In my mother’s defense, she had me during the week and dealt with the real life shit.  Feeding us, clothing us, taking calls from school when we fucked up.  Especially me.  Dad got to take me to the zoo, the museum, concerts, movies, etc.  And for the most part, he really only had to deal with me.  Mom had my brother and me.  Two completely different but equally fucked up kids.      
Finally in the summer of 1989 I went to my dad’s for what was only supposed to be a month, and I never went back.  Dad had been asking me to move in with him and my stepmother for years.  When I was with them I always said sure, but then I got home to mom and buckled.  I couldn’t abandon her like that.  Even though she was often unhappy and lashed out at us kids, she was my mom.  I loved her too.  I knew how much it would hurt her if I told her I wanted to leave.  So inevitably I’d say no.  This time however, still on a high of being out with my friends up there, and away from home just long enough to forget, I didn’t say no.  I didn’t say much of anything. 
Dad asked once again, and told me I could go to the Christian high school with my church friends, including the Pastor’s daughter Carrie who I was infatuated with.  On top of it he told me I wouldn’t have to face my mom.  He would talk to her and take care of everything.  I was 14 years old.  This was the perfect solution.  Of course I said yes.  Not really considering the turmoil it would cause back home.  What I didn’t know was dad wasn’t going to talk to my mom.  Instead he talked to a lawyer, who in turn talked to the Sherriff, who showed up at my mother’s house on a Friday night letting her know my dad was suing for custody, and I wasn’t coming back as scheduled at the end of the summer. 
I recall the phone ringing the next day, and my dad answering it, and within a few short moments I knew who was on the other end.  And I began to quickly put things together.  Finally she wanted to talk to me.  I ranto the bathroom saying I had to go, just to avoid talking on the phone.  Dad finally made me take it.  It was ugly.  I knew I’d caused her an unforgivable amount of pain, and that sits even now like a rock in my gut.  But I was too selfish at the time to consider it.  As a grown man, I now see how that may have been the single biggest mistake of my life.  However that could take up a whole other chapter and we need to get to the part about how I got to Christian college.  Just suffice to say, we’ll get there.   
Regardless of how it happened and the pain it caused, I was finally living with my father.  A dream come true, as far as I knew.  At that moment it was like someone said “You no longer have to visit Six Flags.  You get to live there!”   
I officially lived in their little house in Milwaukee where I had my own waterbed (it was still the 80’s people, waterbeds were dope!)  All my coolest toys were there (despite the fact I was about to start High School.)  I was turning 14 and finally lived with my daddy for the first time since I was five.  It also helped my emotional high that the aforementioned Pastor’s daughter and I were kind of dating.  We had gone to approximately three whole movies, including Honey, I Shrunk the Kids and Weekend at Bernie’s, during the latter of which we held hands.  And I’m fairly certain I’d gotten some (by some I mean kissed her on the cheek!)  In fact there’d even been some hot tub action.  I’d sat next to her in a hot tube and put my hand right against hers as it was pressed flat against the bench we sitting on.  Deep beneath the bubbles where no one could see, of course.  I believe it was on that very trip that she looked deep into my eyes when we were alone and said those words of love, “when we start school, you can’t tell anyone we dated!   
Still, things felt like they were going great.  Sure I’d broken my mother’s heart, and not too mention abandoned my best childhood friends, but when you’re 14 years old, your vision is narrow and immediate.  Those out of sight are very easily placed out of mind.  A lesson that later in life, I’d learn is just as easy for some adults.  To top it all off, I’d been accepted to Highland Christian High School.  Good old HCHS was the school that most of the kids in our church went to.  I didn’t know quite what to expect.  Initially I’d had visions of Jake and Elwood being beaten by the Penguin with a yardstick but I’d been assured by friends that it was nothing like that.  No uniforms, just collars for boys and skirts for girls.  Teachers weren’t allowed to use corporal punishment.  Not any more anyway.  In fact all I’d heard were amazing stories about cool people and fun times.  Oh and there were no race riots as I’d been led to believe were a daily occurrence at the Milwaukee public schools.  What that really meant was the ratio of black to white students was almost even in a few, as opposed to the 8 black kids at Highland.     

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